Resolvi ser surfista para impressio

Resolvi ser surfista para impressionar a mulherada. Na primeira caída no mar a praia estava lotada, muitas gatas na areia. Logo quando estava entrando no mar, uma onda me pegou e fui arrastando o peito na areia grossa, me ralei todo. O pior é que minhas pernas enrolaram na cordinha (leash) e não consegui ficar em pé e fiquei me afogando bem no rasinho onde nem um bebê se afogaria. Um cara foi lá, me puxou pelos braços e como a minha bermuda era de um tecido muito grosso o peso da água fez com que ela descesse até os joelhos e eu estava sem cueca, fiquei totalmente nu, todo mundo ria de mim, tinha até gente tirando foto. Foi ridículo. Voltei para casa derrotado e humilhado pelo mar. Acho que não consegui impressionar nenhuma gata, pelo menos não do modo que eu esperava...mas continuei surfando.

Results (English) 1:

I decided to be a surfer to impress the chicks. On first down at sea the beach was crowded, many cats in the sand. Just when I was getting into the sea, a wave caught me and I was dragging the chest in coarse sand, mind. What's worse is that my legs wrapped in cord (leash) and I couldn't stand up and I was drowning in the shallow, you can where or a baby'd drown. A man was there, pulled me by the arms and like my bermuda was a very thick tissue water weight caused her to come down to the knees and I was not wearing any underwear, I was totally naked, everybody laughed at me, even had people taking pictures. It was ridiculous. I came home defeated and humiliated by the sea. I don't think I could impress any cat, at least not the way I expected.but I kept surfing.

Results (English) 2:

I decided to be a surfer to impress the chicks. In the first fallen in the sea beach was crowded, many cats in the sand. Soon he was entering the sea, a wave picked me up and I was dragging his chest in thick sand, scraped me whole. The worst is that my legs wrapped around little string (leash) and I could not stand and I was drowning in rasinho well where neither a baby drown. A guy was there, pulled me by the arms and how my shorts was a very thick fabric weight of water made her come down to the knees and I was without underwear, I was totally naked, everyone laughed at me, even had people taking pictures. It was ridiculous. I went home defeated and humiliated by the sea. I think I managed to impress no cat, at least not the way I expected ... but I kept surfing.

Results (English) 3:

I decided to be a surfer to impress the girls. In the first fallen on the sea beach was crowded, many cats in the sand. Just when I was walking in the sea, a wave caught me and I was dragging my chest in the coarse sand, I worried. The worst part is that my legs wrapped in string (leash) and I could not stand up and I was drowning in the rasinho where not a baby drowned. A man was there.Pulled me by the arms and how my shorts was a very thick fabric, the weight of the water made her fall to my knees and I was without underwear, I was totally naked, everyone laughed at me, I even had people taking photo. It was ridiculous. I went back to the house defeated and humiliated by the sea. I don 't think I managed to impress any cat, at least not the way I expected...But I kept riding.